“Every day I add to the list of things I refuse to discuss. The wiser the man, the longer the list.”

“They say that God protects drunks and children. I would add young morons to that list.”

“For a soldier I listed, to grow great in fame.
And be shot at for sixpence a day.”

“The first thing on my to-do list is to make a to-do list.”

“Don't get me wrong, I love Schindler's List, but it's not like "Hey, man, let's get loaded and watch Schindler's List." - SModcast 4: Can I get a (Masturbatory) Witness”

“Do you like to eat things?
-I love eating. I list it as a hobby.”

“If somebody puts a big list of things up, my question is always: what is the most important thing on that list.”

“The coolest things I do usually aren't on my lists, but because of them.”

“I was number one on the Who's Likely To Die list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list.”

“I’m told it’s very difficult to escape death once he adds your name to his list.”