“Polly: Education with socialists, it's like sex, all right as long as you don't have to pay for it.”

“Never… ever suggest they don't have to pay you. What they pay for, they'll value. What they get for free, they'll take for granted, and then demand as a right. Hold them up for all the market will bear.”

“Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

“Money is like sex. It seems much more important when you don't have any…”

“You have been in the Wrong for so Long,

You don't even know Right.”

“Socialists don't like people to do things for themselves. Socialists like to get people dependent on the state! You never build a great society that way.”

“We have a president right now who doesn't consider himself a socialist but people call him a socialist as an insult. Are you concerned at all about framing yourself as this?”

“Now, of cause like all real-life experience storie, this also begins once a polly tito.”

“Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.”

“Money is like sex,' I said. 'It seems much more important when you don't have any…'

'You talk like a writer,' said Francois.”