“Stop complaining about the price of your gas. Be thankful your car doesn't run on bottled water.”
David A. Ridenour, "If Your Car Ran on Bottled Water, You'd be Paying $6.40 a Gallon," Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, July 1, 2006
Thomas Lansing Masson (1927) Tom Masson's Book of Wit & Humor. p. 1.
“Stop complaining about the price of your gas. Be thankful your car doesn't run on bottled water.”
David A. Ridenour, "If Your Car Ran on Bottled Water, You'd be Paying $6.40 a Gallon," Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, July 1, 2006
“Prohibiting something doesn't make it go away.”
Jesse Ventura (1951) American politician and former professional wrestler
Interview in Playboy (November 1999)
Context: We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's not. We give a false portrayal of freedom. We're not free — if we were, we'd allow people their freedom. Prohibiting something doesn't make it go away. Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-bags who are criminals. If it's legal, then the girls could have health checks, unions, benefits, anything any other worker gets, and it would be far better.
“The worst censors are those prohibiting criticism of the theory of evolution in the classroom.”
Phyllis Schlafly (1924–2016) American activist
Time to End the Censorship, Phyllis Schlafly Columns, 2007-03-30, Schlafly, Phyllis, 2004-12-29 http://www.eagleforum.org/column/2004/dec04/04-12-29.html,
Paul Deussen (1845–1919) German Orientalist and Sanskrit scholar
Indian Antiquary (1902) - By Paul Deussen and reprinted in Outline of Indian Philosophy - 1907.
Benjamin Franklin (1706–1790) American author, printer, political theorist, politician, postmaster, scientist, inventor, civic activist, …
Letter to his father, 13 April 1738, printed in Memoirs of Benjamin Franklin (Philadelphia, 1834), volume 1, p. 233. Also quoted in Benjamin Franklin: An American Life (2003) by Walter Isaacson
Epistles
Eliezer Yudkowsky (1979) American blogger, writer, and artificial intelligence researcher
An Alien God http://lesswrong.com/lw/kr/an_alien_god/ (November 2007)
“If the majority holds some thing of value, you can be certain it has none.”
John McAfee (1945) American computer programmer and businessman
Anti-virus presentation, Sydney Australia, 1991, on the general trend away from virus scanning as a valid method of virus control.
C. Rajagopalachari (1878–1972) Political leader
Rajagopalachari, quoted in: Tek Chand (1972) Liquor Menace in India, p. 116
Francisco Pelsaert (1591–1630) Dutch merchant, commander of the ship Batavia
Pelsaert, quoted from Lal, K. S. (1992). The legacy of Muslim rule in India. New Delhi: Aditya Prakashan.
Jahangir’s India