“You can never tell when princes will get squinty on you. You can never tell when they might suddenly feel their blood and go all royal.”

“Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it”

“Why should I tell you everything about how I feel when you never tell me anything?”

“… it was never a good idea to date a foreigner. You can never tell when they're lying.'
'hello. Dave was BRITISH.”

“Routine is the one thing the can get you killed. It tells the enemy where you're going and when you're going to be there.”

“You never can tell with bees.”

“No, well, first of all let me tell you that it is carefully, because you never know when the little elf of the bottle is going to get out of it and will hit you with it and will let you watching little stars.”

“It’s really life and death [not art]. When they tell you your mother is 80 years old but you cannot see her again, you can never call it performance art. Or when your son is three, and they tell you that when you are released he will be in his teens and can never recognize you as a father. You feel terrible inside, to lose those chances. Each day, they tell you, 'You will spend your life day after day the same, minute after minute the same. You just have to pay [with] your life for this kind of so-called freedom that you are fighting for.”

“You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose.”

“people will tell you were they have gone, they'll tell you where to go, but until you get there for yourself you never really know.”