“You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.”

“You can't make fun of anything anymore. Comedy is the last bastion of free speech. Let's try not to kill it.”

“How can you face the world if all you can say about yourself is that you're hungry. If you can't think of anything else.”

“you can't escape the world, and you're not responsible for how you look, if you look beauticious or butt ugly. you're not responsible for how you feel or what you say or how you act or anything you do. it's all out of your hands.”

“It is books that are a key to the wide world; if you can't do anything else, read all that you can.”

“You can't make your kids do anything. All you can do is make them wish they had. And then, they will make you wish you hadn't made them wish they had.”

“For the record,
"You'll Always Be a Part Of Me" no matter what you do,
For the record,
can't nobody say I didn't give "My All" to you,
For the record,
I told you "Underneath The Stars" that you "Belong" to me,
For the record,
It's obvious that we just "Can't Let Go" of us "Honey."”

“I can't do it, I can't conceive
You're everything you're trying to make me believe”

“What's the world for you if you can't make it up the way you want it?”

“Listen to me, he said, when your dreams are of some world that never was or some world that never will be, and you're happy again, then you'll have given up. Do you understand? And you can't give up, I won't let you.”