“Well, I'm reading about the battle of New Orleans right now. I’ve got an ecolectic [sic] reading list.”

“The right reading for this is the one I'm giving.”

“People are reading news for free on the web, that's got to change.”

“My life is a reading list.”

“Read my little fable:
He that runs may read.
Most can raise the flowers now,
For all have got the seed.”

“I'm about to start reading it again, because what good is a story you only want to read once?”

“News is what a chap who doesn't care much about anything wants to read. And it's only news until he's read it. After that it's dead.”

“I can read books and news articles about people who have excelled, people who have done extremely well in their chosen field, or made a lot of money, or married well, or what have you. When some people read this stuff, they get inspired, but when I read it, it makes me feel worse. Sometimes I wish I had never learned to read.”

“I am not well read, but when I do read, I read well.”

“Lists of books we re-read and books we can't finish tell more about us than about the relative worth of the books themselves”