“Part of any serious QA is removing Perl code the same way you go over a dilapidated building you inherit to remove chewing gum and duct tape and fix whatever was kept together for real.”

“If you remove stricture from a large Perl program currently, you're just installing delayed bugs, whereas with this feature, you're installing an instant bug that's easily fixed. Whoopee.”

“What's that sticky stuff called?

Basta: Duct tape.
Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape.”

“Television is chewing gum for the eyes.”

“Remove the document—and you remove the man.”

“The best way to solve any problem is to remove the cause.”

“Some problems even duct tape couldn't solve.”

“Superglue after duct tape a girl's best friend.”

“I came here to hunt ghosts and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum.”

“If you are serious about real healthcare reform, the only way to go is single-payer.”