“My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.”
Carl Barron Live (2003)
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“You stand out like a fart in a church.”
Source: The Final Warning
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“Art is like a fart for the soul. Better out than in.”
on the topic of public art, quoted at franceinlondon.com (September 2004).