“I think they'd both lose miserably.”

“People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.”

“I think to feel this happy is to be miserable, to feel this much satisfaction is to burn.”

“For a woman, forty is torture, the end. I think turning forty is miserable.”

“I do not think who will win or lose, neither will win or lose, they will win and lose. Everybody will lose.”

“I think of my pile of old paperbacks, their pages gone wobbly, like they'd once belonged to the sea.”

“When you have a good romance, find ways to make their lives miserable and hellish… Do you think 'Titanic' would have been so popular if they had both lived? Not a prayer.”

“I hate singers, a miserable crew who think that music exists only in their own throats.”

“You can be a mama's boy, be a daddy's boy, but you can't be both. So you cling to the one you think you might lose.”

“If everyone started off the day singing, just think how happy they'd be.”