“A friend bought two cakes for his wife's birthday, with a "3" on one and an "8" on the other.
Store clerk: Oh, do you have twins?
Bill's friend: Yup, my wife was in labor for five years.”

—  Bill Engvall

Here's Your Sign: Live! (2004)
Here's Your Sign

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