“I had to pull about twenty pieces of broken glass out of my hand using tweezers and antiseptic cream. I'm never going to have a game of arm wrestling with Michael Howard again.”

House of Commons (9 July 1996), Hansard.

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British writer, broadcaster and former Member of Parliament 1948

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