“When God closes one door, He slams another in your face”
Source: The Other Side of the Story
Radio From Hell (September 11, 2007)
“When God closes one door, He slams another in your face”
Source: The Other Side of the Story
“He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.”
Source: Stop in the Name of Pants!
“Fruitlessly doth he groan, beholding the face of the Colchian maid; then over all the mountain pain contracts his limbs, and all his fetters shake beneath her sickle.”
Gemit inritus ille
Colchidos ora tuens. totos tunc contrahit artus
monte dolor cunctaeque tremunt sub falce catenae.
Source: Argonautica, Book VII, Lines 368–370
“God never slams a door in your face without opening a box of Girl Scout cookies.”
Source: Eat, Pray, Love
“Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians--except for the occasional mountain lion steak.”