
The 2,000 Year Old Man (and sequels)
Nan You're A Window Shopper
Song lyrics, Alright, Still (2006)
The 2,000 Year Old Man (and sequels)
Fearless, written by Taylor Swift, Liz Rose, and Hillary Lindsey
Song lyrics, Fearless (2008)
O interview (2003)
Context: The whole society is obsessed.... I'm not complaining — I'm just saying, "Don't be too impressed with me. Don't try to dress like me or wear your hair like mine. Find your own style. Don't spend your savings trying to be someone else. You're not more important, smarter, or prettier because you wear a designer dress." I only wear the expensive clothes because I get them free and I'm too lazy to go out and look for my own. I, a rich girl from Mexico, came here with designer clothes. And one day when I was starving in an apartment in Los Angeles, I looked at my Chanel blouses and said, "If only I could pay the rent with one of these." … In those days, the rag I used to dry my dishes was more useful. Now many who start in this business come to me for advice and ask, "How do I get started?" And I have to say, "I honestly have no idea." I think it's a bunch of accidents that happen to you and somehow you survive them and take advantage of them and something magical happens — and you have an agent.
“You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.”
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)
"Oh, I'm sorry!"
Unrepeatable (1994)