“It’s plain that if I married you for brains I was plumb cheated.”

“I'm married to my money because it never cheats on me”

“Meg! I love you! I want to marry you!"
"That's weird," she said without stopping. "Only six weeks ago, you were telling me all about how Lucy broke your heart."
"I was wrong. Lucy broke my brain.”

“And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.”

“You cheated.’ ‘No, I exploited a weakness in my opponent. There is a difference.”

“I never cheat. I practice Gamesmanship - the art of winning games without actually cheating.”

“Jamie shook his head at me admiringly. “And here I thought I married you because ye had a fair face and a fine fat arse. To think you’ve a brain as well!” He neatly dodged the blow I aimed at his ear, and grinned at me.”

“Then you notice likkle carpet burn
My stomach drop and my guts churn
You shrug and it's the worst
Who truly stuck the knife in first?
I cheated myself like I knew I would
I told you I was trouble, you know that I'm no good
I cheated myself, like I knew I would
I told you I was trouble, yeah you know that I'm no good.”

“You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster.

"With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger… in a heartbeat.”

“Rose, I cheat at cards and buy liquor for minors. But I would never, ever force you into something you don't want.”