“We don't piss in your ashtrays,
So please don't throw cigarettes in our urinals.”

Eliot Rosewater's favorite poem, from the wall of the men's room at the Log Cabin Inn.
God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater (1965)

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American writer 1922–2007

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