“I'm not smart enough to lie.”

“I may be biased, but I tend to find a much lower tendency among female programmers to be dishonest about their skills, and thus do not say they know C++ when they are smart enough to realize that that would be a lie for all but perhaps 5 people on this planet.”

“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”

“Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies … a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I'm at Kenny house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"”

“A lie told often enough becomes the truth.”

“No matter how outrageous a lie may be, it will be accepted if stated loudly enough and often enough.”

“Give me just enough information so that I can lie convincingly.”

“An animal may be ferocious and cunning enough, but it takes a real man to tell a lie.”

“I'm absolutely clean. I've never tried anything. That's not a lie!.”

“Kids, the fiction is the truth inside the lie, and the truth of this fiction is simple enough: the magic exists.”