“Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls!
Tucker:"I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get what we wish for.”

“That we must all die, we always knew; I wish I had remembered it sooner.”

“You know what I wish? I wish all the scum of the Earth had one throat and I had my hands about it.”

“I wish I had been born a bird instead," he said.
"I wish we had all been born birds instead.”

“How I wish I had your looks! If only you had some sense in you, God would have left you nothing to wish for.”

“I wish you love - and happiness
I guess I wish - you all the best
I wish you don't - do like I do
And never fall in love with someone like you
Cause if you fell - just like I did
You'd probably walk around the block like a little kid
But kids don't know - they can only guess...”

“I wish I could care what you do or where you go but I can't… My dear, I don't give a damn.”

“I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat, and a six four Impala.”

“My head is pounding. I wish the mints were aspirin.”

“I wish- I wish I could dry these tears, I wish I could make this better for you. But I don't know how.”