“Honestly, if you're given the choice between Armageddon or tea, you don't say "what kind of tea?"”

“No matter how much makeup I wore, people just kept saying "Yes, sir! Would you like tea with that, sir?" "Yes, I would like tea. Why don't you put it on my breasts?" "Certainly. Tea for this man's breasts! Anything else, sir?"”

“Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea?—how did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea.”

“Picture you upon my knee,
Just tea for two and two for tea”

“The GOP is trying to co-opt the Tea Party. That is one of the reasons I did what I did. I don't see a difference between Democrats and Republicans.”

“Twinkle, twinkle little bat How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, Like a tea-tray in the sky.”

“Tea! Bless ordinary everyday afternoon tea!”

“I don't want tea, I want justice!”

“I abhorred weakness of any kind but most particularly in my tea.”

“A Proper Tea is much nicer than a Very Nearly Tea, which is one you forget about afterwards.”