“I envy people who drink — at least they know what to blame everything on.”
As quoted in The Portable Curmudgeon (1992) by Jon Winokur, p. 88.
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American comedian, composer, pianist and actor 1906–1972Related quotes

“Tis not the drinking that is to be blamed, but the excess.”
Humility.
Table Talk (1689)

“In blaming others, fools their folly show,
And most attempt to speak when least they know.”
Book XXVIII, line 7
Translations, Orlando Furioso of Ludovico Ariosto (1773)

“In blaming others, fools their folly show,
And most attempt to speak when least they know.”
Il volgare ignorante ognun riprenda,
E parli più di quel che meno intenda.
Canto XXVIII, stanza 1 (tr. J. Hoole)
Orlando Furioso (1532)

“I envy what I fear and hate what I envy.”
Source: The Poison Eaters and Other Stories

As reported by Heraclides Ponticus (c. 360 BC), and Diogenes Laërtius, in Lives and Opinions of Eminent Philosophers, "Pythagoras", Sect. 6, in the translation of C. D. Yonge (1853)

Address in Des Moines, Iowa (4 November 1910)
1910s

“Art is a hideously painful business, you know. Pity me! Or at least buy me a drink.”
Interview with Kevin Barry (c. 2012)