
“Men have three basic needs: Eating, sleeping, sex. That's it.”
Here's Your Sign Live! (2004)
Vol. I, ch. 9
Lady Holland's Memoir (1855)
“Men have three basic needs: Eating, sleeping, sex. That's it.”
Here's Your Sign Live! (2004)
“Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.”
“There are three classes of human beings: men, women and women physicians.”
As quoted in Women in Medicine (1968) by Carol Lopate and Josiah Macy, Jr., p. 178.
“Women are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly.”
“The subject of men and women is absolutely fraught with sex, which is as it should be.”
I Try to Behave Myself: Peg Bracken's Etiquette Book (1966)
“I speak in Latin to God, Italian to Women, French to Men, and German to my Horse.”
Charles V may have said something in this general format, but not with this specific wording. Variants have been quoted for centuries, and the earliest known citation, itself a secondary source dating from 40 years after his death, gives two versions that both differ from the modern one. Girolamo Fabrizi d'Acquapendente's 1601 De Locutione gives:
Unde solebat, ut audio, Carolus V Imperator dicere, Germanorum linguam esse militarem: Hispanorum amatoriam: Italorum oratoriam: Gallorum nobilem ("When Emperor Charles V used to say, as I hear, that the language of the Germans was military; that of the Spaniards pertained to love; that of the Italians to prayer; that of the French was noble").
Alius vero, qui Germanus erat, retulit, eundem Carolum Quintum dicere aliquando solitum esse; Si loqui cum Deo oporteret, se Hispanice locuturum, quod lingua Hispanorum gravitatem maiestatemque prae se ferat; si cum amicis, Italice, quod Italorum dialectus familiaris sit; si cui blandiendum esset, Gallice, quod illorum lingua nihil blandius; si cui minandum aut asperius loquendum, Germanice, quod tota eorum lingua minax, aspera sit ac vehemens (Indeed another, who was German, related that the same Charles V sometimes used to say: if it was necessary to talk with God, that he would talk in Spanish, which language suggests itself for the graveness and majesty of the Spaniards; if with friends, in Italian, for the dialect of the Italians was one of familiarity; if to caress someone, in French, for no language is tenderer than theirs; if to threaten someone or to speak harshly to them, in German, for their entire language is threatening, rough and vehement").
“Women need a reason to have sex; men need only a place.”
Source: Wild Fire
“Women need a reason for having sex, men just need a place”