“Make 'em laugh; make 'em cry; make 'em wait.”
Charles Reade (1814–1884) British writer
Advice given to an aspiring writer.
Attributed
Don't Look Back
“Make 'em laugh; make 'em cry; make 'em wait.”
Charles Reade (1814–1884) British writer
Advice given to an aspiring writer.
Attributed
“Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel!”
Terry Pratchett book Making Money
Source: Making Money
Dr. Seuss (1904–1991) American children's writer and illustrator, co-founder of Beginner Books
Statement about children, as quoted in Enter, Conversing (1962) by Clifton Fadiman, p. 108
“He who builds children palaces tears down prison walls.”
Julius Tandler (1869–1936) Austrian physician & politician
““And you’ve never married.”
“I don’t know any women well enough to hate ’em that much.””
Tim Powers (1952) American writer
The Hour of Babel (p. 61)
Short fiction, The Bible Repairman and Other Stories (2011)
Malcolm Azania book The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad
Source: The Coyote Kings of the Space-Age Bachelor Pad (2004), Chapter 90 “Unfurl the Sails, Speak the Names of the Stars” (p. 514)
Katy Perry (1984) American singer, songwriter and actress
Firework, written by Katy Perry, Mikkel S. Eriksen, Tor Erik Hermansen Sandy Wilhelm, and Ester Dean
Song lyrics, Teenage Dream (2010)
“Be awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.”
Jimmy Durante (1893–1980) American jazz singer, pianist, comedian and actor
As quoted in The New Speaker's Treasury of Wit and Wisdom (1958) by Herbert Victor Prochnow, p. 409
Variants:
Be nice to people on your way up, because you're going to meet them all on your way down.
As quoted in A Quote for Every Day (2011) edited by Peter A. LaPorta, p. 41
Be nice to people goin' up, because you're going to meet them all comin' down.
Be nice to 'em goin' up, because you're going to meet them all comin' down.
Moe Berg (1902–1972) baseball player, spy
Moe Berg, interview in Ty Cobb (1975) by John McCallum, p. xii - <!-- Praeger Publishers -->
Context: Ty was an intellectual giant. He was the most fascinating personality I ever met in baseball. To him, a ball game wasn't a mere athletic contest. It was a knock-'em-down, crush-'em, relentless war. He was their enemy, and if they got in his way he ran right over them.
Natalie Merchant (1963) American singer-songwriter
Song lyrics, Our Time In Eden (1992), Candy Everybody Wants