“I've got my kids brainwashed: You don't use Google, and you don't use an iPod.”

—  Steve Ballmer

[Telis, Demos, http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_archive/2006/04/03/8373041/index.htm, The sleeping giant goes on the offensive, Fortune, CNNMoney.com, 29 March 2006, 2007-04-20]
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