“I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler. I don't like beer.”

“I'm not a teetotaler. People know that I like to have my drinks. Specially when I go to work. I don't like to get drunk. I don't go out drunk. I never would, for respect to the audience. But sometimes I have a drink. I am a very nervous person, extremely nervous. So to calm me down, I like having a drink before going on stage.”

“I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that.”

“I like to eat crawfish and drink beer. That's despair?”

“I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee.”

“They who drink beer will think beer.”

“If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.”

“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.”

“stay with the beer.

beer is continuous blood.

a continuous lover.”

“And I've swallowed, I grant, a beer of lot -
But I'm not so think as you drunk I am.”