
“Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a story's just a story”
Source: 11/22/63
Psychology professor Alan C. Elms stated in the article “Apocryphal Freud: Sigmund Freud’s Most Famous ‘Quotations’ and Their Actual Sources.” (2001): "In this case, however, not only do we lack any written record of Freud as the direct source, but also there are many reasons to conclude that Freud never said it or anything like it." Quote tracking done by the Quote Investigator http://quoteinvestigator.com/2011/08/12/just-a-cigar/
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“Sometimes a cigar is just a smoke and a story's just a story”
Source: 11/22/63
“That's fame: just a cigar with the hot end and ash in your mouth.”
C'est ça la gloire. Un bon cigare dans la bouche par le côté du feu et de la cendre.
L'immortel: mœurs parisiennes (1888; repr. Paris: Alphonse Lemerre, 1890) p. 56; Arthur Woollgar Verrall and Margaret de G. Verrall (trans.) One of the "Forty" (Chicago: Rand, McNally, 1920) p. 50.
“And a woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.”
The Betrothed, Stanza 25.
Departmental Ditties and other Verses (1886)
Variant: And a woman is only a woman, but a good Cigar is a Smoke.
“If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I'd sleep with it.”
Undated clip played on CNN Larry King Live (4 July 2003)
“Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.”
Cigar Aficionado: Life After Miami Vice http://www.cigaraficionado.com/Cigar/CA_Profiles/People_Profile/0,2540,182,00.html
“A tinfoil wrapper doesn’t make a bum cigar taste any better.”
Featherisms (2008)
[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/551464123293523968]
Tweets by year, 2015
“Bristow hasn't hit it yet. What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar.”
Reported comment made to a Senate clerk while Senator Joseph Bristow of Kansas was making a speech in which he repeatedly used the phrase, "What this country needs...." Although Marshall may have spoken the words, the remark, however, appears well before 1905. The Yale Book of Quotations cites the Hartford Courant of September 22, 1875: "What this country really needs is a good five cent cigar - New York Mail. Marshall was a fan of contemporary newspaper cartoonist Kin Hubbard who had his "Abe Martin" character say them.
John E. Brown, Woodrow Wilson's Vice President: Thomas R. Marshall and the Wilson Administration, 1913-1921, (PhD. dissertation, Ball State University, 1970), p. 216.
Jeffrey Graf, What This Country Needs is a Really Good 5-Cent Cigar,Herman B Wells Library Indiana University Bloomington
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Source: http://www.indiana.edu/~librcsd/internet/extra/cigar.html What This Country Needs is a Really Good 5-Cent Cigar