“Paris squashed against Britney in your gaff”

“A gaffe in Washington is when a politician inadvertently reveals the truth, especially about himself.”

“A gaffe is when a politician tells the truth - some obvious truth he isn't supposed to say.”

“if you squash me, learn to live with me”

“Anyway, there is one thing I have learned and that is not to dress uncomfortably, in styles which hurt: winklepicker shoes that cripple your feet and tight pants that squash your balls. Indian clothes are better.”

“Sometimes
when you are trying
not to think about something
it keeps popping back in your head
you can't help it
you think about it
and
think about it
and
think about it
until your brain
feels like
a squashed pea.”

“Burned and squashed to death in a silver vat of soup. There must be worst ways to go. But not many.”

““She’s young, Kit.”
“That’s no excuse. The universe doesn’t give a damn when it squashes you.””

“So knives out
Catch the mouse
Squash his head
Put him in the pot”

“Make sure of two things. Be careful — microphones are always hot, and understand that in Washington, D. C., a gaffe is when you tell the truth. So, be careful.”