“When I first read the dictionary, I thought it was a long poem about everything.”
Steven Wright (1955) American actor and author
I Have A Pony (1985)
Poetry Quotes
“When I first read the dictionary, I thought it was a long poem about everything.”
Steven Wright (1955) American actor and author
I Have A Pony (1985)
“When I look back to a recent painting, I can hardly bear th suffering in it.”
Bram van Velde (1895–1981) Dutch painter
1960's, Conversations with Samuel Beckett and Bram van Velde' (1965 - 1969)
Will Rogers (1879–1935) American humorist and entertainer
"One of his most famous and most quoted remarks. First printed in the Boston Globe, June 16, 1930, after he had attended Tremont Temple Baptist Church, where Dr. James W. Brougher was minister. He asked Will to say a few words after the sermon. The papers were quick to pick up the remark, and it stayed with him the rest of his life. He also said it on various other occasions" ~ Paula McSpadden Love <!-- (p. 167) -->
Variant: I joked about every prominent man in my lifetime, but I never met one I didn't like.
John D. [Rockefeller] sure carried out my old saying, “I never met a man I didn’t like.” Nationally syndicated column number 219, Rogers Gets Six Shiny Dimes From Oil King (1927).
The earliest dated citation of such a remark thus far found in research for Wikiquote is the one from 1926 about Leon Trotsky from the Saturday Evening Post (6 November 1926).
The Will Rogers Book (1972)
Yevgeny Yevtushenko (1932–2017) Russian poet, film director, teacher
Solomon Volkov (ed.), Testimony: The Memoirs of Dmitri Shostakovich (New York: Limelight, 2006) pp. 158-9.
Criticism
Robert G. Ingersoll (1833–1899) Union United States Army officer
If this is the honest result, then you are compelled to say, either that God has made no revelation to me, or that the revelation that it is not true, is the revelation made to me, and by which I am bound. If the book and my brain are both the work of the same Infinite God, whose fault is it that the book and the brain do not agree? Either God should have written a book to fit my brain, or should have made my brain to fit his book.
Some Reasons Why (1881)
L. Frank Baum book The Magic of Oz
The Magic of Oz (1919), Ch. 8 : The Li-Mon-Eags Make Trouble
Later Oz novels