““She’s young, Kit.”
“That’s no excuse. The universe doesn’t give a damn when it squashes you.””

—  Robert Lynn Asprin

Source: Time Scout (1995), Chapter 13 (p. 264)

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American science fiction and fantasy author 1946–2008

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