“Somehow people always forget that it's much easier to install a dictator than to remove one.”

“In any case, it's the cowardice of people like you who give dictators the chance to install themselves!”

“People can cry much easier than they can change.”

“Having climbed to a height, it is easier to slip from it than to stay there after the zest of striving is removed.”

“The beginning dictates the direction and you never know where you're going to go … the mood is what you're looking for, and somehow we always find it.”

“If you remove stricture from a large Perl program currently, you're just installing delayed bugs, whereas with this feature, you're installing an instant bug that's easily fixed. Whoopee.”

“Maybe we judge people too much by their looks because it's easier than seeing what's really important.”

“Nobody can overthrow the fascist dictator by being nicer than him. The reason for this is: by definition everybody is always already nicer than the fascist dictator.”

“My problem is that I am perhaps too much of a democrat for this time of the country's life. If you need a dictator, then go to the Afghan people. Let them elect a dictator. I am not one of those.”

“The people who lie the most are nearly always the clumsiest at it, and they're easier to fool with lies than most people, too. You'd think they'd be on the look-out for lies, but they seem to be the very ones that will believe almost anything at all.”