“Most women would like to dress imaginatively, but they glare at any woman who does.”

“People ask, "Why do you dress like a woman?" I don't dress like a woman. I dress like a drag queen.”

“The woman is the most perfect doll that i have dressed with delight and admiration.”

“I'm not ashamed to dress "like a woman" because I don't think it's shameful to be a woman.”

“The woman who does not provoke any discussion has no interest in you.”

“Many are the women who can take their clothes off seductively, but women who can charm as they dress?”

“The most beautiful clothes that can dress a woman are the arms of the man she loves.”

“You have no right to be jealous of a woman who wants to be more of a woman by watching a man dressed up as a woman.”

“Actually, orcas aren't quite as complex as scientists imagine. Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.”

“I don’t like women. I never did. That’s why I don’t belong to women’s lib. Most of my relatives were male. Women are the inferior sex. There’s no doubt about it — women are the inferior sex, in every way. There’s never been any woman genius — never. With all the opportunity in the world — all the leisure in the world, all the shelter — if women had any genius, it would’ve come out. It never did. There’s been no woman Michelangelo, or Beethoven, or Mozart.”