“Life without smoking is like the smoke without the roast.”

“There is no fyre without some smoke.”

“There is no smoke without fire, and there is no ethically repugnant principle without logic.”

“As a realist, I can argue that there is no fire without smoke and not the other way around.”

“At some point, being angry is just another bad habit, like smoking, and you keep poisoning yourself without thinking about it.”

“To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life work.”

“The word for smoke should look like smoke -- the word for rain should look like rain…”

“Real. Real like a plastic bouquetThat thrives on the smoke from an old fireplaceAnd dies every night with her face on the news.Nobody cries, they just smoke and stare and their shoes.The only difference is,The only difference is,Nobody can cry -It's hard to doFor most folks, without a reason why.”

“Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk.”

“Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.”