“If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.”

“Money doesn't buy happiness, Gytha."
"I only wanted to rent it for a few weeks!”

“Money can't buy you happiness, but happiness isn't everything.”

“What good is money if it can't buy happiness?”

“Money can't buy happiness but it can buy a huge yacht that sails right next to it.”

“Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.”

“People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.”

“Whoever said money can't buy happiness wasn't spending it helping people who needed it.”

“While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.”

“Whoever opined "Money can't buy you happiness" obviously had far too much of the stuff.”