“C'MON BERNARD! …DELIVER THE MILK AND GO TO THE NEXT HOUSE!!!”

“Ethel was calm but she felt excited inside. Bernard has a big house said Mr S. gazing at Ethel he is inclined to be rich.”

“Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends. --Bernard, The Waves”

“When my mother delivered me, she didn't have milk, and I was breastfed by an Arab woman. Maybe that had an effect on my leftist views.”

“We tried it again and it didn't work out. Sour milk is always sour milk. When something goes bad it stays bad. You don't put sour milk in the refrigerator one day, and take it out the next and expect it to taste sweet.”

“Why would you clone people when you can go to bed with them and make a baby? C'mon, it's stupid.”

“While expressing my milk realised that the equivalent for cows is my milk going to the mouths of people who murder and eat my family #VEGAN”

“A book is a loaded gun in the house next door.”

“It's like Brad Pitt for us. You might not like blond men with pretty features, but c'mon, it's Brad. You're not going to kick him out of bed for eating crackers.”

“Robinson could deliver a knockout blow going backward.”