“I get paid to ask questions I don't know the answers to and to complain about the things that bother me.”

“It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.”

“I mean, the question actors most often get asked is how they can bear saying the same things over and over again night after night, but God knows the answer to that is, don’t we all anyway; might as well get paid for it.”

“Political scientists don't work at banks—which is a problem. As political issues become more important for the markets, analysts at banks are asked all sorts of questions they don't have the ability to answer. And if you're getting paid to answer questions—as analysts at banks are—you never want to be in the position of saying you don't know.”

“You should know me well enough by now to know I don't ask for things I don't think I can get.”

“People ask me the most naive questions. Someone asked me if we have indoor toilets. I can't get upset. They just don't know.”

“Do you always ask me the same questions you ask him?"

"It depends on whether or not I get an answer.”

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”

“Why won't anyone ever answer my questions?"
"Because you never stop asking them and especially because you keep asking them even when it's clear that nobody knows the answers."
"Well, how do I know that they don't know the answer unless I ask?”

“When I go back to school everyone asks a lot of questions. Then, after about a week, when I've answered everything, we get back to normal. I've never been one of the cool people at school, but then again, I don't get the people who are cool. It's not that I don't like them, it's just that they don't interest me.”