“Wouldn't you like a nose like his full of quarters?”

“I wouldn't be doing this interview if I didn't like you.”

“Nose full of fart, mouth full of cock, she never even paused.”

“But you can't emphasize "beef", that's like his wanting me to emphasize "in" before "July"! Come on, fellows, you're losing your heads! I wouldn't direct any living actor like this in Shakespeare! The way you do this, it's impossible!”

“Donald Trump is treating the press corps like it's a puppy that you whack on the nose with a newspaper when it pees on the floor.”

“When you put on a clown suit and a rubber nose, nobody has any idea what you look like inside.”

“It's not something you tell your single best friend. It'd be like rubbing your nose in the poop of my happiness.”

“She rings like a bell through the night
And wouldn't you love to love her?”

“Never act like you want it, darlin'. Act like you wouldn't own it if they paid you. Tell them it's dirty, broken… a useless thing. Then make an offer.”

“Do you love me Hero?" His pale green eyes were full of torment. "Do you love me like I love you?”