“I like warming my butt by the fire.”

“I know it's not thematically in tune with my new job and all, but I find it effective. Build a man a fire and he's warm for a day," I say. "But set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life. Tao of Pratchett. I live by it.”

“Alcide: "It's on my right butt cheek. It's shaped like a rabbit."
Sookie: "I love bunnies!”

“Like when you sit in front of a fire in winter — you are just there in front of the fire. You don't have to be smart or anything. The fire warms you.”

“If I read a book and it makes my whole body so cold no fire can ever warm me, I know that is poetry.”

“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.”

“I like big butts, and I cannot lie.”

“I just want to be warm. Just once let me be warm. Is there no star capable of sharing its fire with me? (Zarek)”

“There is no arguing with Johnson: for if his pistol misses fire, he knocks you down with the butt end of it.”

“The fire that warms us can also consume us; it is not the fault of the fire.”