“(Picture of Keith Richards and Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones appear) This week, the California Raisins announced plans for a new world tour.”
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“A rolling stone gathers no moss.”
Saxum volutum non obducitur musco
Maxim 524
Sentences, The Moral Sayings of Publius Syrus, a Roman Slave

“The rolling stone never gathereth mosse.”
Part I, chapter 11.
Proverbs (1546), Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919)

“4057. Rolling Stones gather no Moss.”
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