“The secret of great fortunes without apparent cause is a crime forgotten, for it was properly done.”

“Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.”

“…death came so easily, hardly announced, without apparent cause, often greeted with smiles.”

“When has human fortune ever been regarded as something better than a crime, or been enjoyed in any other way than in secret, directly contrary to the laws of God and man?”

“Why should men leave great fortunes to their children? If this is done from affection, is it not misguided affection?”

“Nothing great is done without great men, and they are great because they wanted it.”

“These days there's a million ways
To be pulled and torn, to be misdirected.
These times there are sins and crimes
On the morning shows for the disconnected.
I look and I write my book
And I walk away with the wrong impressions.
I don't care 'cause I've done my share. And I need some time for my own obsessions
It doesn't matter, I've let that life go by.
It's been forgotten 'cause all I wanted was you.”

“Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.”

“Trouble is a great deal of fun, and crimes committed without malice are usually forgiven among peers.”

“He had forgotten the Cause. When the guns began firing he had forgotten it completely.”