“It seems that I have spent my entire time trying to make life more rational and that it was all wasted effort.”

“What an absurd amount of energy I have been wasting all my life trying to find out how things 'really are', when all the time they weren't.”

“For the first time I realize how perilous peace can be. I appreciate the tightrope that my grandfather has spent his whole life trying to walk. And now, more than ever, I grow terrified that I'm going to make us all fall down.”

“To study the meaning of man and of life — I am making significant progress here. I have faith in myself. Man is a mystery: if you spend your entire life trying to puzzle it out, then do not say that you have wasted your time. I occupy myself with this mystery, because I want to be a man.”

“Remember; no matter how desperate the situation seems, time spent
thinking clearly is never time wasted.”

“All time is wasted that is not spent in seeking God.”

“Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. Get wasted all the time and you'll have the time of your life.”

“The people I know who seem to make unusual efforts at rationality, are unusually honest, or, failing that, at least have unusually bad social skills.”

“I've always taken 'The Wizard of Oz' very seriously, you know. I believe in the idea of the rainbow. And I've spent my entire life trying to get over it.”

“Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.”