“The new heroism — put a village idiot into a pressure cooker, seal it up tight, and shoot him at the moon.”

“What I really want to tell him is to pick up that baby of his and hold her tight, to set the moon on the edge of her crib and to hang her name up in the stars.”

“In our village, folks say God crumbles up the old moon into stars.”

“A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.”

“Fame always finds the village idiot.”

“Any idiot can put up a website.”

“Calligraphy of geese
against the sky-
the moon seals it.”

“You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot.”

“Can you keep a secret?”
“Me and Tupperware, baby. We seal tight. Ain’t nothing going to get out.”

“If you shoot for the stars, you'll at least hit the moon”