“Umpire Billy Bowden is decked by a Jones sweep! How marvellous…I mean what a choker…A sweetly-timed shot by the England batsman, which strikes Bowden on the hip, sending sunnies and walkie-talkie flying. Shame for Jones, that was going for four. Bowden will have secretly loved that, the old drama tart.”

—  Ben Dirs

Cricket The Ashes First Test, day three as it happened, 2006-11-25, 2007-05-26, BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/6182630.stm,

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