“After Bill is exhausted at a baseball fantasy camp, walking crooked.
Woman: Do your legs hurt?
Bill: Nope, just crapped my pants. Here's your sign.”

—  Bill Engvall

Here's Your Sign

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American comedian and actor 1957

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