“To expect to be kissed having bad breath is the secret of a fool.”

“One day you will kiss a man you can't breathe without, and find that breath is of little consequence.”

“Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.”

“Lord, I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing!”

“Remember to breathe. It is after all, the secret of life.”

“Men sometimes have to leave their ladies alone, and ladies are not responsible for the bad manners of fools.”

“Thou shalt not laugh, thou shalt not romp,
Let's grimly kiss with bated breath;
As quietly and solemnly
As Life when it is kissing Death.”

“Truscott: I'm no fool.
Fay: Your secret is safe with me.”

“I might kiss you.
I might be bad at it.
That's not possible.”

“Leo couldn't help smiling. "That could be fun."
"Fun" she said unhappily.
"Blue elephants."
"Blue elephants."
"Kiss me you fool."
"You fool.”