“Technology is a word that describes something that doesn’t work yet.”
Douglas Adams (1952–2001) English writer and humorist
Quoted by Douglas Adams, in How to Stop Worrying and Learn to Love the Internet, September 8, 2013 http://www.douglasadams.com/dna/19990901-00-a.html,
“Technology is a word that describes something that doesn’t work yet.”
Douglas Adams (1952–2001) English writer and humorist
“We are stuck with technology when what we really want is just stuff that works.”
Douglas Adams book The Salmon of Doubt
Source: The Salmon of Doubt (2002)
Eugéne Ionesco (1909–1994) Romanian playwright
canular refers to hoaxes, humorous deceptions.
The Paris Review interview (1984)
Context: You know, the Cathars believed that the world was not created by God but by a demon who had stolen a few technological secrets from Him and made this world — which is why it doesn’t work. I don’t share this heresy. I’m too afraid! But I put it in a play called This Extraordinary Brothel, in which the protagonist doesn’t talk at all. There is a revolution, everybody kills everybody else, and he doesn’t understand. But at the very end, he speaks for the first time. He points his finger towards the sky and shakes it at God, saying, “You rogue! You little rogue!” and he bursts out laughing. He understands that the world is an enormous farce, a canular played by God against man, and that he has to play God’s game and laugh about it.
“Evolution doesn’t work on creationists.”
Ron English (1959) American artist
Ron English's Fauxlosophy (2016)
“There’s always stuff to work on. You’re never there.”
Tiger Woods (1975) American professional golfer
“Working hard doesn’t make you rich, working smart does.”
Jay Samit (1961) American businessman
Future Proofing You (2021)
“Everything sculpture has, my work doesn’t.”
Donald Judd (1928–1994) artist
Donald Judd (1967). quoted in: Joseph Kosuth, (1969), " Art after Philosophy http://www.ubu.com/papers/kosuth_philosophy.html" <br class="br">1960s
Talal Abu-Ghazaleh (1938) Jordanian businesspeople
April 1, 2001, First Arab Conference on Arabizing the Internet, Amman, Jordan.