“(Devil describes Hell) It's like you go to a Van Halen concert and you're the oldest one there, and there's a mix-up in the tickets, and you have to stand for the whole thing and it's hot and the kid next to you loses his lunch on your shoe.... I know.”

— Nicole Hollander

You thought it was going to be witty and Noel Cowardish.
Source: Sylvia cartoon strip, p. 133

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