“The motto of feminists: “There is never an excuse for hitting a woman.” Shouldn’t it be, “There is never an excuse for hitting.”?”

“The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided, but NEVER hit softly.”

“Never ruin an apology
with an excuse.”

“Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts.”

“Never complain, never explain. Resist the temptation to defend yourself or make excuses.”

“A mistake is always forgivable, rarely excusable, and never acceptable.”

“The part never calls for it. And I've never ever used that excuse. The box office calls for it.”

“He never fails to hit the target. But that was a miss.”

“Research! Research! A mere excuse for idleness; it has never achieved, and will never achieve any results of the slightest value.”

“The instant myth of Amy Fisher turned feminist dogma on on is head: as in the hit films Fatal Attraction, Basic Instinct, and The Hand That Rocks the Cradle, woman rules and destroys. The femme fatale is for real.”