“We have been housekeeping a fortnight, now—long enough to have learned how to pronounce the servants' names, but not how to spell them. We shan't ever learn to spell them; they were invented in Hungary and Poland, and on paper they look like the alphabet out on a drunk.”

—  Mark Twain

Source: Autobiography of Mark Twain, Volume 1 (2010), p. 121

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