“The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can prove anything from it.”
Source: The Number of the Beast (1980), Chapter XXXVIII : “—under his vine and under his fig tree; and none shall make them afraid—”, p. 377
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American science fiction author 1907–1988Related quotes

“The man who does not value himself, cannot value anything or anyone.”
Source: The Virtue of Selfishness: A New Concept of Egoism

“Anyone from anywhere can do anything.”

Source: The Corporation: The Pathological Pursuit of Profit and Power (2004), Chapter 5, Corporations Unlimited, p. 138

“Can anyone be proved innocent, if it be enough to have accused him?”
Julian, at the trial of Numerius, governor of Gallia Narbonensis, who was accused of embezzlement. Numerius had successfully defended himself against the prosecutor Delphidius, who in his exasperation, declared whether anyone could be found guilty if they only denied the charges, which provoked Julian's response. As quoted in Book XVIII of Ammianus's History.
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“You can hire logic, in the shape of a lawyer, to prove anything that you want to prove.”
The Autocrat of the Breakfast Table (1858)

“I can prove anything by statistics except the truth.”
As quoted in A Dictionary of Thoughts (1908) edited by Tryon Edwards, p. 587.

“You can prove anything by mentioning another computer language.”
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