“Seeing John Major govern the country is like watching Edward Scissorhands try to make balloon animals.”

— Simon Hoggart

Simon Hoggart, Hoggart's Guardian column 11 Sep 2004 http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2004/sep/11/politics.guardiancolumnists

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