“Kids: If a bear is wearing a ranger hat, it's because he ate the ranger!”

— Craig Ferguson

On Smokey Bear
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–2014)

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Scottish-born American television host, stand-up comedian, … 1962

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