“While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
The Lost Continent: Travels in Small-Town America (1989)
“While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
“Nevertheless, it is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.”
H.L. Mencken (1880–1956) American journalist and writer
Source: A Mencken Chrestomathy
“Is it on your grandmother’s or grandfather’s side that you are descended from an ape?”
Samuel Wilberforce (1805–1873) Bishop in the Church of England
To Thomas Henry Huxley, debating Charles Darwin's theory of evolution. http://www.nhm.ac.uk/nature-online/evolution/how-did-evol-theory-develop/the-story/index.html
“Clearly, we have both of these sides in us, and that's why I sometimes call us "the bipolar apes."”
Frans de Waal (1948) Dutch primatologist and ethologist
The Bonobo in All of Us (2007)
Context: It is true that the chimpanzee is dominance-oriented, violent, territorial. But it's also cooperative in many ways, and so that side is sometimes forgotten. The bonobo is sensual, sensitive, sexual, a peacemaker, but also can have a nasty side, and that's sometimes forgotten. So both species are sort of the ends of the spectrum, and we fall somewhere in between. Clearly, we have both of these sides in us, and that's why I sometimes call us "the bipolar apes."
Sören Kierkegaard (1813–1855) Danish philosopher and theologian, founder of Existentialism
Source: 1840s, Philosophical Fragments (1844), p. 76
Ray Comfort (1949) New Zealand-born Christian minister and evangelist
God doesn't believe in atheists (2002)
Edgar Rice Burroughs book Tarzan of the Apes
Source: Tarzan of the Apes (1912), Ch. 6 : Jungle Battles